It would seem that they've been puking on our furniture a helluva lot longer than previously thought.

No, really... surf Titan. It's my understanding that the atmosphere is dense enough a pressure suit would not be needed. Just, you know, a coat rated down to the temps liquid methane lives at.

A new linguistic study claims to have found links between Siberian and Native American languages. It was my understanding linguistic techniques more or less fall apart after a few thousand years, but maybe they've come up with some new method.

Scientists have announced the discovery of the largest-known predatory dinosaur ever found in Europe. Torvosaurus gurneyi was much larger than its Jurassic contemporaries but still smaller than the big Cretaceous brutes like T. Rex.

PETA's effort to create artificial chicken meat seems to have come up short. They're claiming victory anyway (shocking, I know) because progress has been made on synthesizing meat. Meh. I'll believe it when I see it in the stores.