Effete Europe to China: "We har zo verreh zorry, but eef zyou do hnot clean hup your haeroplanes, zere whill be Evehnts hof Consequence fhor zyou."

China to Europe: Planes? These planes? Oh you just thought these were your planes. Why don't you just come over here and try to take them from us, biatch?

Most of the time I find China worrisome, paranoid, and arrogant. But sometimes they get it just right.