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The Roof, The Roof, The Roof is On Fire
Bad: explosives-laden home is discovered in a suburban neighborhood. Worse: It's in a state that'll turn getting rid of it into a decade-long project costing millions of dollars. I'd imagine that other places (west Texas, central Ohio, basically any place that has fun fireworks) would be shouting "watch this!" and throwing a match in.
While a match is fun, central Ohio kind of has the lame about that sort of thing. Southern Ohio, however, would be lots more fun. For the most part, the police would just ask for recipes - but if they did decide to destroy it one of their buddies would suddenly remember the RPG he "found" while hunting and figure that this would be a great way to dispose of that, too.
Stand back, pop a beer, fire into the house, finish the beer.
Once it's burned down a bit, roast a deer over it.
Posted by: Ron ap Rhys on December 7, 2010 08:36 AM