Me:"Olivia, you want some tea? I'm making tea."

Olivia: "Oh yes! The Teddy Bear Tea!" (aka-Sleepytime)

"Mom...why does this tea say 'horrible?' Your tea says 'horrible.'"

WTF??

Me: Uh...no. That doesn't say "horrible", that says "herbal".

Olivia, in a "must talk slowly and carefully" voice I'm sure I'll be hearing more of as the years go on: "But there is a dragon on your tea. It must be 'horrible.' Mom."

*sigh*