So now we're on our second round through The Light in the Attic, a great collection of poems which Olivia likes because they're cool, and I like because it's just enough like singing to make me think I am, without, you know, all that bothersome pitch and tone.

At any rate, Olivia's quite advanced now, which means she got to read The Toad and the Kangaroo all by herself. Which, at the end, she said:

*Dismissive COUGH* "DAD! Why didn't they just name her CANDACE?"

The sideways-think is strong with this one, Obi-Wan."'