Another day, another bunch of idiots learning the feds do not know or care that you're kidding. Ok, so we'll go over this one more time: the Secret Service takes its job very, very seriously, and has the money, resources, and time to find and throw your butt in the pokey if you tweet threats about one of their charges. So let's just keep those thoughts to ourselves, mmkay?
And zippy sense of humor. Srsly. Tell them a good yo mama joke and they don't even crack a smile.
Yo mama so fat that when she sees a schoolbus full of white kids, she yells, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!".
They wouldn't even do anything but disapprove of you being in the general area of their protectee.
Posted by: Ron ap Rhys on March 23, 2010 12:31 PM