No, Ellen, you can't have one:
Yesterday at around 7 a.m., Morgan Pitts, a 36-year-old propmaster who works out of Silvercup Studios in Queens, had an Encounter With Nature. While on a routine coffee run near his Greenpoint home, he heroically and rather nonchalantly saved a baby falcon from a dangerous urban environment...
That sound you here is Ellen and Amber "squee!!"-ing several hundred miles apart at the same time.
A falcon would be a cool pet. Plus, it'd be a great way to get rid of any kittens you don't particularly like...
**ducks several thrown objects and runs away**
Posted by: Mark on August 21, 2009 01:21 PM