Well, I'm still not completely sure if mermaids exist, but it would seem that, if they do, Allah says it's OK to eat them. Something tells me they probably won't taste like chicken. Too bad the Imam won't be able to advise if we should use a Chardonnay or a Merlot.
From what I've heard, humans taste like pork, so I'd be that we'd have more of a fishy pork taste. That'd make for some odd bacon, though.
Posted by: Ron ap Rhys on August 4, 2009 05:59 AM