Damned fuzzy little monsters, I knew they were up to no good!

To counter all the scare-mongering you constantly hear about toxoplasmosis (toxo) and how dangerous it is, I give you this data point: Ellen handles more sick feral cats in a week than you or I ever will in our entire lives. She's been doing it for about fifteen years now I think. On Fridays her hands look like, well, like they've been attacked by sick, p-ssed off cats. She still tests negative for toxo.

Put that in your "giving up fluffy because I'm pregnant and don't want to get that nasty disease" pipe and smoke it.