Oh, come on. You know you've thought about doing this:
A passerby pushed a would-be suicide jumper off a bridge in southern China because he was angry at the jumper's "selfish activity," Chinese media reported Saturday.
I can't even watch the TV series "House, M.D." because at about the 40 minute mark, I'm yelling "LET HIM DIE! DO AN AUTOPSY!"
So yeah, I've thought about it. How about bringing in a police sniper?