I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face
you get sprung
wanna pull up and talk 'cause you noticed the butt is
stuffed, deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby, I wanna get with ya
and take your picture

just off the top of my head...

That was so funny! I started laughing. Otherwise, it was silly.