In the "can haz, not can haz" tennis match of faster-than-light (FTL) travel, today's service comes from the can haz team. Back in college some physics majors, after an admittedly considerable amount of beer, explained it would be quite simple to create things like time machines and FTL drives. One need only create an object about five times as massive as the sun and spin it up to a rotational speed of about 70% the speed of light. All sorts of strange travel becomes very easy when you have one of those, they said.