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~ Too Much, the Deadly Bus ~
You know it's a bad sign when the bus's destination sign reads, "afterlife":
Jinguan Auto, a popular Chinese ambulance manufacturer, has developed a rolling execution studio. Convicts are strapped to a power sliding stretcher that extends out of the rear of the bus as it's allegedly "too brutal" to haul people on board for their final cocktail. The executions are broadcast to local law enforcement authorities to make sure they are conducted up to code.
The part in there where they talk about harvesting organs of the executed is interesting. I'm not sure that I'd want an organ from someone who's just received a lethal injection. Smarter med types can let us all know whether or not the organs would be toast from the cocktail used.
And srsly - why not go back to the firing squad? Cheaper, damned sure is effective, and then the harvested organs are probably okay (assuming a head shot).
Posted by: ronaprhys on February 13, 2009 08:55 AMI just like the euphemism "execution studio"....
Aw, c'mon honey! How bad can it be? It's a studio for chrissakes!
Posted by: Mark on February 13, 2009 03:25 PMThey should offer mammograms as well. Since the bus is already headed out, might as well offer more services for the community, no?
Posted by: ronaprhys on February 13, 2009 03:32 PM