So things didn't exactly clear up on the plague front right away, but prescription antibiotics seem to have rallied the troops and are allowing the patient (i.e, me) to recover nicely. However, that did mean I was home, and Ellen had the day off. Of course I couldn't miss another episode of Price is Right...

Me: "Ok Ellen, you're the furniture expert. How much does that gigantic dining room set cost?"

Ellen, who'd been firing back quick and accurate prices up to this point pauses to look and says: "Ew! That's ugly! I don't know how much that costs."

Chicks.