Ok, it's official, the "I don't know what to make of it" trifecta is now in play:

Michael Bowers, aka Chubby Mikey, is set to be the surprise calendar hit of the year.

The gay 29-year-old from Memphis, USA, is so proud of his size, he has posed nude in a series of 'sexy' shots.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. The people who most want to be seen naked are the people just about everyone else least wants to see naked.

Ok, put it a different way... me, in a thong, on a beach.

Ah geeze... you didn't have to run screaming for the mind bleach. Decorum people, decorum!