Where's COPS when you need them?
A man caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.
But wait! There's more!
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Penis? Nobby's Beach?
Since a "nob" is slang (wang-slang?) for penis in Britain, it's even funnier!
Posted by: Mark on November 19, 2008 07:10 PM