One of the things Ellen is legendary about is never, ever, ever admitting she's drunk. She has literally walked into walls denying she's anything but "a bit tipsy."

So this time... this time... I gots proof. Apologies for the darkness, really it's only the sound that matters:

Of course, the whole point of science is repeatability...

Now, by this time, Ellen realized something was afoot. She decided she'd test this asshole who kept sticking a camera in her face, since he was way drunker than she was...

A note to grammas and all other worry-warts: this was quite late at night, Olivia was very soundly asleep, and we did nothing more than go straight to bed. It's funny! Laugh! We do!