Houses do a lot of things well. Unfortunately boucing isn't one of them. The back-story is here.
Annie gets a no-prize she better not take over a bridge for bringing us this "redneck joke just waiting to happen."
Do they have rednecks in Canada?
Posted by: Pat J. on April 7, 2008 12:30 PMYes, they're just called "Albertans."
Posted by: Tatterdemalian on April 7, 2008 02:01 PMThe joke already exists. Rewritten a bit...
Two movers are hauling a heavy load in their truck. They come to a flimsy bridge, with a sign saying "MAX WEIGHT 5 TONS". They check the weight statement for their truck; it reads 10 tons. The driver looks at the other guy and says "I don't see no cops around, let's go fer it!"
Posted by: DensityDuck on April 8, 2008 04:25 PM