My house is like this whenever I try to make tomato sauce ahem... gravy. Except the guy with the crowbar is shorter, prettier, and, you know, a woman. Not that we're mentioning any names here!
I seem to remember some controversy about the use of the words "sauce" vs. "gravy" to describe the viscous liquid commonly put on cooked pasta dishes. We'll have to revisit that next time I'm over for dinner...
Posted by: Mark on April 2, 2008 07:52 AMMark,
I've made the executive decision to follow Ellen's lead at her house. Kind of a "when in Rome" deal, especially considering the Roman affection for grisly and painful punishments - one that Ellen likely shares.
So, if it comes out of the Puking Frog, it's a gravy, no?
Posted by: ron on April 2, 2008 08:55 AM