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Drumming in Heaven
Pat gets a no-prize with a moose bite in it for bringing us news of the untimely and strange demise of a former Abba drummer. I thought things like glass doors were tempered to prevent exactly this sort of accident from happening. Who knew?
Mama Mia - that's worse than what happened to Napolean at Waterloo. Maybe he should've sent an S.O.S. to a Super Trouper? Knowing Me, Knowing You, it'd be very difficult to actually manage to die this way, but that's The Name of the Game.
Does his mother know?
/aisle seat, please.
//was going to work in Fernando and Chiquitita, but that would've been over the top.
The top of what? The Matterhorn? K2? Everest? Olympus Mons?!?
///slashies!!!
Posted by: scott on March 19, 2008 06:26 PMDoesn't take long to bleed out when the carotid artery is cut.
Posted by: Pat J. on March 19, 2008 06:46 PMI just couldn't help myself. Hell, I even submitted it to Fark with similar badness in it - just to see if I can get lucky and get my 2nd greenlight.
Maybe he was being a Dancing Queen when he slipped?
Posted by: ronaprhys on March 19, 2008 06:47 PM