Steve Warshak, owner of the company which makes a number of herbal enhancement drugs such as Enzite, has been found guilty of mail fraud. They got his mom, too. Both are looking at some serious time in federal prison, as well as losing all the money they made bilking gullible men out of millions of dollars.

It deserves saying again: If you could get bigger boobs from pills, every woman's bra selection would start with C. So would about a quarter of the men.

If you could get a bigger wang from pills, most men would have to coil it to fit it in their pants. The rest wouldn't be able to leave the house.