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Oh, the Things They'll Say VII
"Scott!! What the f*#%?!? There's cheese in the knife drawer!"
"Wasn't me!" (I actually don't know how it got in there. Not the point.)
Olivia: "Yeah, dad, what the f#$%?!?"
Ellen: "Olivia!!!"
Me: "What'd she say?"
"She said the W-T-F word" (as in "dubya-tee-eff")
Oliva, in her schoolmarm voice: "No mommy. That's not what I said. I said 'what the f$#$!'"
Us, together: "Olivia!!!"
yeh right. :-)
Posted by: Mark on November 2, 2007 09:07 PMI think it is the Halloween candy. Today, Rob was doing something and hurt himself. This caused him to blurt out "F@&*". S, who was sitting in the kitchen with him looks at him and says " What the f@&* Dad?" . Kids.
Posted by: Lisa on November 2, 2007 09:08 PMI rip off Chris Titus:
"The fun part is when you're doing something and you screw it up, and then you yell 'Aw Fffff...!' because you realize that the kid's standing there. And then she says 'aw f%*$!'
It's like, 'we're gonna have a little talk with Mommy when she gets home!'"
Posted by: DensityDuck on November 3, 2007 12:27 AM