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When Ya Gotta Go...
... Ya gotta go:
If you're stuck in traffic when Mother Nature calls, Japan's Kaneko Sangyo Co has developed the loo for you.The manufacturer of plastic car accessories drew back the curtain today on its new portable toilet for cars.
Great. Now I'll have to worry about Buffy and her Cell Phone of Doom while she's sitting on the can. Ah well, at the treacly rate traffic moves around here, wouldn't be much more than a tap. And boy, a slosh from that thing'd be just about the best punishment I can think of!
I remember seeing something similar to this well back in the day. Basically, it was just a normal portable urinal. Looked like a genie bottle, with a wider neck. Men could just use it straight up after getting their stuff pointed down the neck. Women had an adapter that probably didn't work worth a damn.
The picture in the catalog was priceless, though. A conservatively-dressed mother sitting in her conservative sedan, with hands out of sight and the most relieved look on her face.
Posted by: Ron on October 25, 2007 02:55 PMBrings a whole new meaning to the phrase "shitty drivers"...
Posted by: Mark on October 25, 2007 02:56 PM