I'm sure the rest of you heard of Les Ballets Grandiva, the all-male ballet review troupe, long ago. So why didn't you tell us? Think of the no-prize you would've gotten! According to reviews, they're actually quite good, although it appears they're touring Australia at the moment.

I think we've found a western counterpart to Ellen's belly dancing men. Except these guys are, you know, good and stuff.