Mark gets a no-prize that he's just better off not knowing where it's been for bringing us this amusing tale of the unintended consequences of teaching your child where you keep your chapstick. To-date, we haven't had any incidents quite like this, although we do have very impressive stains in our dining room carpet when Ellen learned the hard way why Olivia is not allowed to play with real makeup unsupervised. Our new soopa-vac seems to be slowly removing these, but not in time to avoid some clucking from a Gramma.