Headline says: Baby Boomers Appear to Be Less Healthy Than Parents. What the article actually says is that boomers are saying they feel less healthy than their parents. Which is to say, they're still the whiney self-involved narcissists they've always been, only now with Geritol and Depends.

Meh, who am I to criticize? I think their shrieking fear of death has a real chance at sweeping us all to immortality. Including them.

Oh... wait...