March 20, 2007
I Guess Halloween Chattering Teeth...

...are not good enough!

The controversy has raged over whether the device, which has fish-like teeth that attach to the head and shaft of the penis, is a medieval device built on a hatred of men or whether it is an easy-to-use invention that could free millions of South African women from fear of rape.

NO! MEANS NO! OK?

Editor: No Ellen, You can't have one.

Posted by Ellen at March 20, 2007 10:16 PM

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Well, crap. The risk/reward ratio of trying to get a date just took another dive. Pretty soon the only safe sex for men will be RealDolls and Rosy Palm.

Somebody invent the holodeck, already!

Posted by: Tatterdemalian on March 21, 2007 08:28 AM
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