Because we've heard of your dancing skills. Jeff and Carrie Weaver can dance (that was the girl in the red that several of you were happily snapping pictures of). Ellen can obviously dance. I can do corny dances and Amber can dance. Jeff Roth, well, it's interesting to watch. My brother is incapable. You, sir, would somehow fall and break something important.

That's why we didn't do it. That and it gave me more time to do "The Sprinkler" and "The Running Man".