Because I've been banished downstairs while Our Empress is exercising...

Ok, one of the goofy "minute hobbies" I have is looking up songs and/or bands whenever they come up on my "Intarnets" oldies radio channels. You learn the damnedest things! Which is why...

It only occurred to me (whilst listening) to think of it when I read that the Allman Brother's Band song "Jessica" is about a little daughter and not a girlfriend that I realized this was, in essence, what Olivia's like right now. Music in motion, fleshtone zipping across your field of vision, only noticed when you think, "wait, what was she carrying?!?" That sort of thing.

I wonder if Jessica ran around naked as much as our monster does? One would think.

Whee! The best thing about two beers after big exercise is making you all scratch your heads and go, "wtf?!?"

Oh hush. I don't write these things for you. If it all works out, when she's fifteen she'll read this stuff when nobody's around and realize I'm just another screwup trying his best.

Being incoherent in public is the advantage of owning your own website.

Well, that, and getting one or more of The Grammas to get vapors and wonder, "What has happened to that child?!?"