Turns out chocolate milk is actually good for you. When I'm sick, I love the stuff, but found out you have to be careful what you pick out. Last time I had a cold, Ellen brought home a gallon jug of the stuff for me. I noticed it had a funny texture, and started reading the ingredients. Imagine my surprise when I realized milk was not on the ingredient list. It was only then we realized it called itself "chocolate drink", not chocolate milk. Just because it's placed in the dairy case doesn't make it milk!

Update: Ron gets a chocolaty no-prize for bringing us this article. Did I mention I don't like Mondays?