Somehow I think this one will not endear Hollywood producer David Zucker to the left side of the peanut gallery. Even if he didn't actually produce it, it's still damned funny. If political ads were more like this, maybe I'd pay attention to them more often.

Oh be quiet. It's no worse than South Park, and most of you (the Grammas excepted, of course) laugh your ass off at that.

Actual conversation in our car yesterday:

Ellen: "So who are we voting for then?"

Me: "Republicans. Straight Republican ticket."

Ellen: "But why?"

Me: "They're just about as bad as Democrats, true, but at least they want to cut taxes and shoot terrorists."

Ellen: "How much longer until I get to vote for Giuliani?!?"

People only think we're rational, well-rounded individuals.

Via Instapundit.