Mike J. (via Mark) gets a goofy rappin' no-prize for bringing us the latest Weird Al parody. Personally, I don't see anything at all I have in common with this.

Then again, parody is often lost on those at which it is poking fun.

Oh who am I kidding. I still have all my old D&D books. I just don't use them anymore. My story, sticking to it.