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No more complaining about how obtuse my writing is, okay? Personally, I rather like the vegetable soup one.
And now, the yearbook entries!
#1: Most likely to work at McDonalds. Forever.
#2: Most likely to get caught padding his/her resume.
#3: Most likely to have at least five dogs living under his/her porch.
#4: Most likely to write for Conan O'Brian.
#5: Least likely to be invited to speak at funerals.
#6: Most likely to be arrested for stalking Alex Trebec.
#7: Most likely to single-handedly revive the "Ren & Stimpy" franchise.
#8: Most likely to be an engineer.
#9: Least likely to get laid. EVER.
#10: Most likely to not understand why everybody is laughing.
#11: Most likely to be a member of "The Adams Family."
#12: Most likely to date Roger Ebert.
#13: Most likely to get multiple wedgies per day for his/her entire academic career.
#14: Most likely to take control of "Something Awful" after defeating Richard "Lowtax" Kaneka in a duel to the death.
#15: Most likely to stand in for Strong Bad.
#16: Most likely to die in a freak stage prop accident.
#17: Most likely to have a secret stash of panties stolen from every girl in the tri county area.
Posted by: Tatterdemalian on September 9, 2006 04:55 PM