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Pat gets a really sweet no-prize for bringing us news of a chocolaty Darwin near-miss:
A 21-year-old US man was trapped in a tank of chocolate for about two hours early today.Police Capt. Randy Berner said the worker said he got into the tank at the Debelis Corporation in Kenosha, Wisconsin, to unplug it and became trapped waist-deep in the chocolate.
Oh, and the title? Go look it up! (Some people won't need to.)
"I fell into a vat of chocolate,
La de do da, la de do da day." I still remember all the words. lol
Oom-pah, loom-pah, doo-pah-dee-doo,
You don't eat chocolate, chocolate eats you...