Fark linked up news of the discovery of an ancient murder victim:

A crime that has remained undetected for 1,500 years has been uncovered by an archaeological team working at the village of Sedgeford, in Norfolk.

A human skeleton was found hidden in what would have been a Roman corn drier, and experts believe the person was deliberately put inside.
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On-site human remains expert Zannah Baldry said the body appeared to have been pushed into the oven and then set alight.

Hansel's lawyers refused to comment on the recent discovery.