Michelle B. gets a no-prize with a death wish for bringing us 10 Ways to REALLY Piss Off Your Woman, a guide to things only a really crazy or really dumb man would even think of actually trying. Which means I'm thinking about it, Joshua's already got a plan, Mark's shaking his head, and we're all going to have to sit on Ron just to keep him alive.

I mean, really, that horse pillow one sounds absolutely classic.