Dad always told me to always stand beside or behind someone firing a gun. I didn't realize the same thing could apply to people driving cars:

Police say a 15-year-old girl in New Jersey accidentally struck and killed her mother while being taught how to parallel park.

More than thirty years later my mom still harps on about my learner's permit days. To think I could've taken care of it all with just a parking lesson.

Oh stop it. It's a joke. Anyone? Anyone? Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waiter!