Slashdot linked up this story about a guy who actually managed to cook an egg using his MacBook computer. Ellen's new Dell will toast your lap quite nicely, but it never ocurred to me to try and cook on the thing.

Sounds like a market in search of a product. Anyone know if they make laptop heat shields?

And yes, I did read the whole thing, and know it's all a joke. I think. I mean, it's on the Internet, it has be true, right?