Well, reanimation of a dog clinically dead for three hours has just happened. Seems that it has something to do with a very cold saline solution, electricity, and annoying animal rights activists.
Now, before I get jumped on for being a horrible person for supporting this, they apparently did comply with appropriate standards. Secondarily, this may allow human doctors, EMT's, and the like to actually save human lives by keeping them in suspended animation until they can get them into an ER.
Rejected headlines include
Paging Dr. Frankestein - please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Hmm reanimate a large carnivore. What possible good could come from this?
Cheesy 80's horror flick sues scientist for stealing their idea
Edit - via Fark
And don't forget Fark's own take on it... "Your dog wants brains."
Posted by: Tatterdemalian on July 13, 2006 09:56 PMDammit - forgot to credit them as that's where I saw it.
Time for an edit...
Posted by: ronaprhys on July 13, 2006 10:10 PM