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And Lo, the Fourth Seal was Broken
What is wrong with kids today:
Move over Budweiser. College life isn't just about drinking beer.In a rare instance, Apple Computer Inc.'s iconic iPod music player surpassed beer drinking as the most "in" thing among undergraduate college students, according to the latest biannual market research study by Ridgewood, N.J.-based Student Monitor.
Ron complaining about how beer tastes bad* in 3... 2... 1...
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* Thinks beer tastes bad, soccer is a real game, carries his pets up and down stairs, married Amber... it's not that I question his taste, more like his sanity**.
** It's a joke Amber. You know, ha-ha? No, wait... put the skillet down! Ididn'tmeantoimplyany--*CLONG*
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It's true, beer does taste bad. Of course, that doesn't give these students any leg to stand on. Alcohol is alcohol and it needs to be consumed. More than you need an iPod. Why? Because, in college, you can get a lot of beer or any drink for what one of those costs you...
Posted by: ron on June 12, 2006 12:55 PM