Some chimps fling poo, others choose a more original approach:

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

Sounds like some sort of drug-induced mania to me, but what the hell do I know? Kudos to the officers for not shooting him where he stood.