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This Is Why...
Your veterinary office says it's important to deworm your pet twice per year! You end up with stuff like this.
Ascaris worms are also found in household pets that tend to go outside.
Yeah, mostly because the poor dumb animals will happily eat anything they find that smells even slightly like food, especially the poorly-digested vomit or poop of sick wild animals. Often these "treats" aren't even visible to the most watchful owner... stuff like squirrel droppings get licked up and swallowed, and all the owner sees is his pet snuffling at one spot for a little longer than usual, maybe licking its muzzle afterwards.
Think about that next time Fluffy licks your face.
Perhaps that woman just had her head stuffed up her ass, and that's where the worm came from...
Posted by: DensityDuck on February 18, 2006 10:31 PMI wouldn't advise you to quit your day job and become a humorist just yet, Density.
Posted by: Tatterdemalian on February 19, 2006 08:35 PM