Sometimes you just gotta wonder about people:
An artist who chained his legs together to draw a picture of the image hopped 12 hours through the desert after realizing he lost the key and couldn't unlock the restraints, authorities said Wednesday.
How about:
"Should liberal arts majors take logic courses?"
"If an artist falls in the desert, do they make a sound?"
"My kingdom for my keys"
"Where's Houdini when you need him?"
I'll be here all night, folks!