yes, but if those bolts don't hold, aren't you looking at being violated in a way that no one wants to be violated?

It wouldn't hit there... but it might give a new (and painful) meaning to the phrase "crotch rocket."

Great article, too. "The first model failed to kill anyone..." Welp, looks like we need to try bigger rockets till SOMEBODY dies!

Not as good as Johnny Knoxville's rocket skates.

T - I dunno. Imagine that the front bolts go first, allowing the rocket to lift up a bit. Then the back bolts go and whammo, your poor rider just, well, got a bad case of some very hot gasses...