From last night's Scrubs episode (click the link if you don't already know who these people are):

Carla: "I just want a baby so bad"

Turk: "I know, I know. Sometimes I wonder, you know, what it would be like, having one?"

Carla: "Perry said it was like having a dog... that slowly learns to talk."

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Talking is the easy part. It's getting them to fetch that's the trick.

Oh sit down Grammas... it's a joke.