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~ Hey, Johnson, Whaddaya Say / We all Wanna Know What You Learned Today ~
Cat gotta puke,
Bird gotta fly,
Drop a cordless phone in a fish tank,
And it f-ing dies.
Fortunately we'd both had enough wine by that point we thought it was funny. Well, I did anyway.
even after it dried out completely it was still dead?
Why are you surprised? That's like wondering why your car stopped working after you had it pulled out of the lake, even after you dried the upholstery thoroughly.
you have a bird?
Posted by: richie on December 31, 2005 05:46 PMGet him drunk and he might show your the bird. Or his ass.
Personally, the bird is a much better choice if you're asked.