PROBLEM: A fragile ecosystem is being damaged by a burgeoning population.
TYPICAL LIBERAL SOLUTION: Enact federal regulations to ensure the environment is protected, and enforce those rules with powerful regulatory boards.
RESULT: Death becomes illegal:
There's no more room to bury the dead, they can't be cremated and laws forbid a new cemetery. So the mayor of this Brazilian farm town has proposed a solution: outlaw death.
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The bill, which sets no penalty for passing away, is meant to protest a federal law that has barred a new or expanded cemetery in Biritiba Mirim, a town of 28,000 people 45 miles east of Sao Paulo.
I sometimes think people will eventually learn their lesson. Then I look at the likes of moveon.org, the Democratic Underground, and Earth First and realize there's nothing quite as ignorant as a person who refuses to understand.
I believe I have used that quote on several occasions since 5/003
Posted by: Pat on December 14, 2005 10:31 AMNow we just have to figure out who is refusing to understand.
"I'm a liberal, so I can't be closed-minded!" is as stupid a statement as "I'm not white, so I can't be racist!"
Posted by: Tatterdemalian on December 14, 2005 11:42 AM