Hey, gotta make a living somehow:
Fancy a change of career? Well, if you've got more than $100k hanging around doing nothing, and have always fancied going into the movie business, then point your browser at eBay in the US where someone is flogging an entire porn company - lock, stock and (judging by the description) plenty of smoking barrels.
I think that pretty much makes it official... you really can get anything on e-bay, if you're willing to wait long enough.