Between here and Philly, some backhoe driver who might've had to 'have something to wash down his pastrami sandwich' decided to partake in the High Life - and it was Miller Time.

Happened to me at a job awhile back. All new construction in the area and the backhoe driver cut the communications for the entire area - 7 or so warehouses without data connections at all. How do we know it was a backhoe driver? We found the backhoe abandoned in the hole with the cut cables right next to it's scoop.