Pat gets a no-prize dented by a sling bullet for bringing us news of a discovery of literally Biblical proportions:
Archaeologists digging at the purported biblical home of Goliath have unearthed a shard of pottery bearing an inscription of the Philistine's name, a find they claimed lends historical credence to the Bible's tale of David's battle with the giant.
While not definitive proof that the pottery actually belonged to the legendary giant, it does prove that the name was in use at the time.